this is rantarou (@_hhellion). they wanted

in their crab so y’know, here they are.

rantarou is the human equivalent of the phrase, “about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb to the point that it feels fucking weird when i go to take a piss.”

i admire them for this.

carry on, you funky avocado.

quinn (@ditzgust) is a robot beep boop

quinn also is an avocado fucker, has the voice of a loli girl, the temperament of someone about to snap at any minute and a heart of gold (but like. the flaky gold that comes off under stress and you find definitely not gold).

they also sent me three jars of nutella and i nearly cried except i don’t do that anymore

a lovely robot— i mean human.

psst they’re a top please i have to tell you it’s important—

OH MY GOD IS THAT KOKICHI OUMA?

kichi (@docileartifice) is-

rat rat rat rat rat. rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat r

(the rats ate the rest of the content.)